What about the next Pub Ride?

Questions have been raised regarding the next Pub Ride (like I have any responsibility for their creation). I think that at the absolute latest we should expect one to fall out of the sky for St. Patty’s Day. But 2 months? Isn’t that a long time to wait to celebrate some dubious occurrence by drinking bikes and riding beer? Wha?

Here’s some dates that could apply well to a pub ride. No, a Pub Ride. Events that can be given the proper measure of due respect, deference, and admiration via two-wheeled alcohol-fueled depravity.

21st: Hugging Day
24th: Beer first sold in cans
27th: Thomas Crapper Day
31st: Child Labor Day (make sure to wear your Patagonia!)

4th: Thank a Mailman Day, also Alice Cooper’s Birthday
7th: Girls and Women in Sports Day (lets have a few more ladies along for the ride this time)
14th: Ferris Wheel Day (yeah, and something else too…we’re going to leave that alone)
16th: Nylon Stockings Patented
18th: Pluto Day-the anniversary of the finding of the PLANET Pluto. (when is 'Pluto Gets Shit On Day'?)
22nd: Girl Scout Thinking Day (not making this up)
28th: Repetitive Strain Injuries Awareness Day. (make sure we drink with Both hands)

So there’s some ideas. You know where to find me. As always, updates will be posted here posthaste.


dallas said...

ferris wheel day!! that is the most depressing day of the year. i would love some beer on that day.

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