What about the next Pub Ride?

Questions have been raised regarding the next Pub Ride (like I have any responsibility for their creation). I think that at the absolute latest we should expect one to fall out of the sky for St. Patty’s Day. But 2 months? Isn’t that a long time to wait to celebrate some dubious occurrence by drinking bikes and riding beer? Wha?

Here’s some dates that could apply well to a pub ride. No, a Pub Ride. Events that can be given the proper measure of due respect, deference, and admiration via two-wheeled alcohol-fueled depravity.

January:
21st: Hugging Day
24th: Beer first sold in cans
27th: Thomas Crapper Day
31st: Child Labor Day (make sure to wear your Patagonia!)

February:
4th: Thank a Mailman Day, also Alice Cooper’s Birthday
7th: Girls and Women in Sports Day (lets have a few more ladies along for the ride this time)
14th: Ferris Wheel Day (yeah, and something else too…we’re going to leave that alone)
16th: Nylon Stockings Patented
18th: Pluto Day-the anniversary of the finding of the PLANET Pluto. (when is 'Pluto Gets Shit On Day'?)
22nd: Girl Scout Thinking Day (not making this up)
28th: Repetitive Strain Injuries Awareness Day. (make sure we drink with Both hands)


So there’s some ideas. You know where to find me. As always, updates will be posted here posthaste.