Dang splinter!
This dude got a 10 inch piece of pine through his calf during a race!
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/75367,sport,other-sport,cyclist-azizulhansi-awang-finishes-race-with-a-10in-splinter-through-his-leg
He also got up and finished the race. He was involved in a Keirin race where there is an awesome pace bike and a mad sprint at the end. This isn't the race, but it's a good Keirin race with a sweet crash.
Lauren brought this one to my attention BTW.
4:PLAY Bicycle Pr0n
One for the tech- geeks.
One more speed! Campagnolo stuff is so sexy!
Jeff Oatley and the Arrowhead 135
Valentines Alleycat
Bozeman, MT
6:30pm - Saturday, February 12th, 2011
Meet in the alley behind 12 N. Wilson
Bring $4.00 to enter and be sure to Dress to Impress!
An appropriate image for all ya'll Montanans.
People who treated me like a friend because I was a cyclist
Several years ago John asked me if I wanted to drive to Boise ID for an alleycat called 'Liverdance'. He knew a Boise cyclist dubbed 'Charlie The Ninja', who would let us crash at his place for the weekend. I'm generally socially awkward enough, that I'd normally be apprehensive about hanging with some random people, in an unfamiliar town. But, these were cyclists, so I didn't give it a moment's thought. After a harrowing drive in an '84 Toyota, John and I made it to Boise, and beheld a shadowy figure, beside the road.
I hopped out of the car, and threw my left hand up just fast enough to catch a Bud Diesel tallboy. Another tallboy was delivered to John, along with a command to 'slam those beers, and get your bikes out of the car, we've got 30 minutes before "last call"'. We did as told, and soon the three of us were racing fixies in the middle of the night, through a town I'd never been in before, to some bar. I don't remember if I even shook the guy's hand, but I do remember feeling I'd been accepted immediately into the pack. Upon reaching the bar, there was shaking of hands, drinking of whiskey, and talking of shit from people I'd never met, who treated me like an old friend, just because I was a fellow cyclist.
Strategies for Getting Around Without Bike Lights (or Pants) from BICYCLE TRANSPORTATION ALLIANCE on Vimeo.
Museum of Mountain Bike Art & Technology:
Velominati: Keepers of the Cog
Urban Anger!
-Jon Dub
ps: Peg grabs are back biatch! (1:06)
Subrosa - Kyle Hart from Subrosa Brand on Vimeo.
Hipster Bingo
The Science Of Hipsters
The Science Of Hipsters T-Shirt
Overcome by Waves of Redundancy and Repetition and Redundancy

Translation:
Speaking of the Gnar
Into the Void - Johnny Devlin from Shadow Conspiracy on Vimeo.
Episode II
Upstate NY: A Christmas Tale II Episode II from andrew loaiza on Vimeo.
In this episode the boys get real and show you that it's not always about crunchy dance moves and hot boardwhips--sometimes you gotta fight. Join them as they rip Whiteface a new one with their things. Same mountain, different story. Stay fast. ENJOY!
Carrying Skis on a Bicycle
Happy Holidays...or whatever.
Winter Solstice Alleycat
Bicycling fools are invited to participate in what may very well be the first winter alleycat race held in Bozeman. It will be a short (ish?) race focusing on expressing t3h loves for winter riding, the camaraderie of fellow, hardcore cyclists, and a general gettin-er-done-ness sorta atmosphere.
Specifics:
Date: Tuesday, December 21st, 2010
Time: 6:30pm (race to start 'round 7:00)
Start: Bozeman Bike Kitchen (425 E Aspen aka just East of the Meat Shoppe)
What: An alleycat is a scavenger hunt-style bicycle race. Bring lights, a messenger bag and an open mind. If you're afraid, come anyway - we'll find someone to ride with you. If you like bikes and ride 'em in winter, it's guaranteed you'll get along with anyone who attends this wildly stupid event.
Bozeman Girl Run Off Road by Driver
Bozeman residents are asked to be mindful of a gray, midsized vehicle acting aggressively or dangerously towards you. If you witness any atrocious behavior such as this, please record the license plate number or any identifying marks and report it to the police. Hit and run incidents are terrifying. For those who have the nerve to deliberately swerve into a small girl riding within the legal bounds of city and state ordinances a lesson needs to be taught.
What can you do as a cycle commuter? Keep in mind that there are a good number of people on the roads who don't know how to drive when the roads are in good shape - let alone when they are icy. Be defensive, be cooperative, be predictable. This will help with the friendly, law-abiding automobiles we share the road with. However, if you encounter a "problem child" and you get hit, yelled at, spit on, or generally harassed, don't take the law into your own hands - it will only get you in trouble and set-back a cause we are working hard to justify. Call 911 and get the police involved.
Winter Trail Riding #RideThruWinter
Bavarian Snow Trails from Big Col on Vimeo.
Lost Stolen Bicycle Alert - Blue Peugot Fixed Gear
Model: fixed gear
Color: powder blue with orange stripes
Wheels: 700c deep v
Handlebars: bullhorns (one black, one blue)
Saddle: black and grey
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of this bicycle
Yes, this is a commercial for XTR.
The Story of XTR - Episode 6 from Anthill Films on Vimeo.
3rd Annual #ThnksCranks Thanksgiving Ride
L to R @singletrackm1nd, @tymorrisonheath, @captaine, and @sharalds
@bikeblisschick
Sayonara Jon, Lauren, and Gorgotron
Top 10 [Hilarious] Winter Riding Tips
These tips are from 1999, but are still as irreverant as they were last century. From a former employee of Quality Bicycle Products who currently works for HED Wheels. New for ‘1999!
10. Use a bike that has a fork on it.
9. Always put some air in your tires, but not too much.
8. Always look where you’re going, except when looking behind you.
7. Tequila looks like St. Paul tap water, but doesn’t freeze!
6. Dress in layers… of clothing, ketchup and mustard or shaving cream are too slippery.
5. GET ON THE SIDEWALK! GET A CAR!! (oops, those are OTHER PEOPLE’s suggestions)
4. Plan ahead. its too hard to plan backwards.
3. Make sure that when seated comfortably on your bike, that it’s rubber side is down.
2. Color Anodized parts reflect fewer bands of light than silver, so they stay warmer.
1. Never ignore a liquor store.
Oh -3 degrees!
Put your studs and fenders on and don't forget the neoprene socks. And all the hardcore winter commuters in Bozeman will say "At least it isn't -10 out. It could be worse."
And I agree that it could be worse. But that doesn't mean that I don't long for summer, to be bombing around town as fast as my legs can crank and racing the cars down main street and winning.
Anyway, don't get me wrong. The powder turns are great! But I can't walk out my front door and get them. It's not the same simple satisfaction that I can get from my bikes.
If you're missing summer like myself, this video may help.
T-1 "We Love Colorado" 2010 from joe rich on Vimeo.
That's Right Kids!!! Danny dropped a new edit!!!!
Yeah... I don't know what to do with it either. I'm on my 20th viewing and I'm still saying "Wh*t the F#$k" out loud as I'm watching it.
I mean what do you do when you are that good at riding bikes? It has to get boring at times, right? Oh wait... you learn how to do tail tap to front flips off of 15 foot walls. "WTF!"
Note how Danny looks disgusted as he chokes down that red bull. He is clearly the zen master of trials with a bmx street riding edge to him. I think he has his fill of adrenaline and creative outlets. So he probably doesn't need red bull to get him through the day. But whatever keeps this dude riding a bike is cool with me.
Cash those checks Danny and keep killing it!
Montana State Bicycle Law.
This is the most important part (in my opinion).
(2) A person operating a bicycle upon a roadway at less than the normal speed of traffic at the time and place and under the conditions then existing shall ride as near to the right side of the roadway as practicable except when:
(a) overtaking and passing another vehicle proceeding in the same direction;
(b) preparing for a left turn at an intersection or into a private road or driveway; or
(c) necessary to avoid a condition that makes it unsafe to continue along the right side of the roadway, including but not limited to a fixed or moving object, parked or moving vehicle, pedestrian, animal, surface hazard, or a lane that is too narrow for a bicycle and another vehicle to travel safely side by side within the lane.
Martin Joel Erzinger hit a cyclist with his car, and ran.
You can sign a petition regarding this bullshit if you go here.
If I ever find myself in Aspen CO, I might look Martin Joel Erzinger up and have a little conversation with him about the value of a Mercedes mirror vs a human life.
Drink Beer. Ride Bikes. Go Fuck Yourself
Ironclad Performance Wear Cycling Team: A Summer Behind Bars [TEASER] from Will Walle on Vimeo.
(H/T to Evil Cycling for posting this trailer where I could find it, and pass it on)
Mulecross Cyclocross 2010
The Bozeman Fix shenanigans crew was on hand to catch the event on video and a couple of us even (*gasp*) rode bikes in the event. Taylor and samh got jiggy on cargo bikes, Jon Dub pedaled his single speed 'til he puked, and "Not Andrew" got "Not Clothed".
Mulecross Cyclocross 2010 from samh on Vimeo.
Tomorrow - BEWARE! Alleycat Race
Come to The Filling Station (2005 N Rouse) on Friday at 7:00pm and meet inside or out (all ages welcome to: Ride bikes! Ride bikes! Ride bikes! Be it rain or merely darkness of night, come to Bozeman's Halloween Alleycat Bicycle race.
What to bring:
- A bicycle
- Bicycle lights
- Writing utensil
- Costume (highly recommended aka potential death to non-participants)
- Picture taking device (camera/phone/if you don't have one use your writing utensil)
- $5 (entry fee to cover costs and all extra goes into prize pool)
What to expect:
- Awesomesauce
- Prizes
- A spokecard
- More awesomesauce*
Tony Hamil is redonk!
Anyway enjoy it. It probably deserves a second look.
Tony Hamlin Kink Puffins Edit from Kink Bike Co. on Vimeo.
The Fixie Sixty (2) Race Video
Fixie Sixty (2) on Vimeo.
- Andrew
- Josh
- Sam
- Ned
- Mike
- Ben
- Justin
- Alice
- Reuben (DNF)
- Brian (DNF)
Less Gears More Beers
Beware! Alleycat

Ride bikes!
Be it rain or merely darkness of night, come to Bozeman's Halloween Alleycat Bicycle race.
What to bring:
1a: Lights
1b: A bicycle
2: Writing utensil
3: Costume (highly recommended)
4: Picture taking device (camera/phone/if you don't have one use your writing utensil)
5: $5 (entry fee to cover costs and all extra goes into prize pool)
What to expect:
1: Awesomesauce and Prizes! (even a Spokecard =0)
Beware!

Oh Noes! There will be an Alleycat Bicycle Race Friday, October 29th, 7:00PM
Expect awesomesauce!
Meeting location and more information to follow . . .
Bicycle Messengers - Now with more Hilarity
Nebraska Supersonic is an full-length indie comedy by filmmaker Jeremy Lerman. Think Clerks but with bicycles. Bong hits, nudity, bicycles, shenanigans. Thanks to Urban Velo for pointing this out.
Long intro. pretty gangsta. But it's the cutting edge of street riding today.
Fixie Sixty (2) Route Map
The race will follow a closed format meaning that riders will be expected to ride the route as mapped below. In order to limit shortcuts there will be a series of stops and/or tasks along the way.
The race will begin after everyone has had a chance to congregate, drink coffee, and visit on Saturday morning. Please bring a coffee mug to avoid using a paper cup. We'll have a place to stash them along with a change of clothing for you while you're out racing. We look forward to seeing and riding with you come Saturday morning!
For a more detailed look at the course view the interactive Google mapping of the race route.


Bozeman Alleycat Race - Fri. Sept. 17th, 2010
Race starts in alley behind Plonk
Rad prizes.
(+) Bike (-) Discretion
The Fixie Sixty (2)

This year's course will be sixty (two) miles long and will weave throughout the beautiful roads and paths of the Gallatin Valley. This may include some light dirt riding but will be primarily asphalt. As the name implies, the race will be open to fixed gear bicycles only. This is a closed-manifest alleycat race, meaning that the course will be mostly pre-determined and racers will be required to follow said course stopping and various checkpoints along the way.
- Date: Saturday, September 25th, 2010
- Start: Rockford Coffee in Bozeman (628 W. Main)
- Time: Meet at 9:30 a.m with race to start around 10:00.
- Cost: Bring $5 to cover winning prize and various other haberdashery.
- Weather: If weather is bad, meet at 9:30 a.m. and participants can decide to race or postpone until Sun. Sept. 26th.
So Long and Thanks For All the Rides
So what happened? In the space of three weeks I've gone from being “John at Bangtail Bikes” to “John at Specialized”. It's all very sudden and I'm still having a hard time wrapping my head around the amount of change in my life in such a short period of time. An opportunity came (partly from being part of the Stumpjumper Trail Crew) that would not be available to me if I stayed in Bozeman. With Specialized I will be doing a lot of what I have been doing here- working to get others on bikes, promoting bike culture, doing geeky bike stuff- but hopefully it will be on a larger scale.
I'll be part of Specialized's dealer education network. This pretty much is a position that is nearly custom-made for me. I'll be able to use my engineering background, I'll talk in front of people, do a bit of design work and write some. I'll be helping to teach bike dealers from around the country about Specialized product and help with media events and product launches. For the more skeptical of you out there, you can say that I'll be serving the Kool-Aid. And I'm okay with that. The people I've met at Specialized do not embody the stereotypical “Company Man”, rather they are people who are intensely passionate about bicycles and also happen to be quite competitive. They are people who believe that what they create is the best and have an intense drive to always be the best. This passion and drive is part of what is exciting about this new endeavor.
Perhaps fitting with this culture I start next week with a trip to Portugal. For a week I'll be meeting the European Specialized contingent and hopefully get out for a few good rides. Upon returning to Bozeman I'll pack my belongings in my trusty Honda Accord and head west to fulfill my personal Manifest Destiny. The future for me is scary and exciting, fraught with danger yet with rewards that can only come from taking a measured risk like this.
Bozeman, I'm thankful of the time I've spent here. You've invited me into your houses for parties, on your porches for beers, on glorious rides in your mountains. I've experienced the best skiing and snowboarding around and you even taught me that floppy heels on ski boots are fun. I've watched both your riding skills and your families grow. You've shared with me the sweetest and most succulent meat you've harvested from the wild. You've taught me that the things most valuable in life are within one's community and that there's no shame in driving a tattered twenty year-old Subaru. After your generosity I feel a bit guilty leaving for personal reasons but this is a mission that I must complete. I'll be back, I will have changed, but one thing I can say for sure is that I will always, always take with me a bit of Montana no matter where I end up.
Thanks for the good times and the memories, Bozeman. I'll always look at this chapter of my life with fondness.
John (aka Mr. DNA)
Bozeman. Raise your glasses. Tip your hats
Mr. Friedrich has been an integral part of the Bozeman Bicycle scene for the past decade. He is responsible for singlehandedly facilitating an alleycat scene in Bozeman, and Bozeman Bike Polo, and Bozeman's too-short-lived GoldSprint series, as well as being an integral member of The Dirt Concern, and actively advocating for The Montana Mountain Bike Alliance. He is also one of the finest bike mechanics Bozeman has.
We could go on and on listing John's bicycle bona fides, but the fact remains, that while we are happy for him, we are losing a very good friend.
Enjoy Northern California John! The Bozeman bike geeks raise their glasses and tip their hats to you.
Godspeed.
Congratulations Reuben and Alice!! We love you!
This is how The Bozeman Fix crowd celebrates the wedding of two of our own. We wish Reuben and Alice all the happiness in the world. We love you both so much. Blessings on your union. Keep riding together!
Photo: John Friedrich
Stolen Bike
Email casey [AT] bozemanbikekitchen [DOT] org if you have any details about this bike. Or call the Bozeman PD, the owner says he reported it stolen.
Keep yer eyes peeled.
Bozeman Hardcourt Bike Polo
Bozeman Magpie Features "Back to School" Alleycat
Check this out you bike geeks!
It's been 5 years in development, but the cobra tube is now out there on the market. It's another testament to how lazy the BMX world is, but how that pushes it to be stronger and simpler.
I can't wait for the fixters to catch onto this one (in another three years).
The cobra tube from Flybikes on Vimeo.
Bozeman Alleycat Race - Monday July 26th
The starting point for the race will be the Gallatin Valley court house parking lot (just north of Wilson school) on the north side of the building.
Special Bike Polo Game - Monday, July 12th, 7pm

June Alleycat Race Series - Results
June Alleycat Race Series - Round 4
PS - THIS RACE STARTS AT INTERNATIONAL COFFEE TRADERS. I REPEAT, THIS RACE STARTS AT INTERNATIONAL COFFEE TRADERS. IN CASE YOU MISSED IT THE FIRST TWO TIMES, THIS RACE STARTS AT INTERNATIONAL COFFEE TRADERS. FOR MORE INFO ON WHERE THIS RACE STARTS, SEE ABOVE.
June Alleycat Race Series - Round 3
- a bag
- pen and paper
- a thinkin' cap
What: Round Three of the Bozeman June Alleycat Race SeriesWhen: Monday, June 21st, 2010 at 7:00pmWhere: Meet at the dumpsters behind Hastings (map) at 7:00 pm