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Montana Full Pipe from jon wareham on Vimeo.
VéLOrue Montage from Bill Bottriell on Vimeo.



Muleterro Mulecross 2009 from samh on Vimeo.
San Francisco to Seattle from Matt Lingo on Vimeo.
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Redundancy Alleycat 2009 from samh on Vimeo.


seen hereThanks to the thirty hardcore cyclists who showed up at Bogert Park in the middle of a torrential downpour to ride wet streets, muddy trails, avoid (or partake in) physical altercations with a transient, summit the shit out of multiple fake rocks, go to the ends of the earth (or at least the end of our humble little burg), and then finish it all up by drinking cans of Miller High Life beer while soaking wet.
A number of the requirements on the manifest involved riders taking photos of various elements around town with the purpose of them being voted on after the ride by a couple of the event sponsors (Stevil of "All Hail the Black Market", John F. of "Chunkstyle", and Pete of "M.O.R.B.I.D." and maybe local bicycling non-celebrity or two such as Sethanol. Five people submitted photos that had about thirteen people in them so rather than vote on anything I'll just post 'em up for people to enjoy and if any of the photos get a bunch of comments I'll give them a prize (I haven't actually received the prize I want to give away yet no thanks to 685... I should really contact him and tell him to send that to me).
To view the photos in full-resolution, visit the collection of photos on Flickr:
Comment away on ones you like. A few of them are worthy of posting here for one reason or another - reasons I've stated in their captions.
Tom getting his photo taken withe the AHTBM sign as required in the manifest just before getting punched in the neck by the transient dude who happened to live at this alleycat stop. Doh.
Instructions at one of the stops included the words "...Keep in mind that Stevil [a judge] is a dirty fuck so no amount of lewdness will offend him. Middle fingers, bare asses, and beers represent, mofos!" so why not take it seriouly? They took it seriously elsewhere also - - check the photo gallery for that ravishing pic.
Anytime there's blood let during an event that supposed to be fun is awesome.
Why is this a good photo? It has High Life in it, obviously.
If there was or is going to be a photo contest I think this entry by Liz should win based simply on the fact that is completely and totally for the win.
These are the results in this past weekends Redundancy Alleycat Bicyle Race and Bicycle Race. A race report, photo, and video post will follow next week. I'd also like to suggest individual racers or teams submit race reports as well, too, additionally, and also as well.
Before I list the winners I'd like to thank our race sponsors whom provided a box of prizes that were given away after the race. They are (in no particular order), Stevil Kinevil of "All Hail the Black Market", Pete of "MORBID", John F. of "Chunkstyle", Wiley of "Practical Pedal", and 685 of "Pentabike" (who hasn't actually mailed me the prize yet and whom I'd best contact to bitch at).
Special thanks to John C. for recording race results at race end. If I missed your name, give me a shout and I'll add you to the list.
Racers, in order of arrival:




F*$k you and your secondary manifest, John.
It's Game On in Montana and we need your help!
Late Summer - Early Fall 2009 Update
Montana Mountain Bike Alliance
P.O. Box 7023
Bozeman, MT 59771
www.
"Whatever the social question, a bicycle should be part of the answer!"
A couple of details about Bozeman Creek: it's not singletrack and you'll have to deal with acerbic glances from XC skiers. Like South Cottonwood it's better after a few snow-free and cold days. It regularly gets groomed by the Bridger Ski Foundation so the snow usually is nicely hard-packed and consistent. This is another area where I've ridden a few miles up (after riding there from town) on 2.1" tires without issue- unless you count the cold glares from skate skiers as I passed them uphill and again downhill.
REDUNDANCY ALLEYCAT 2009 is an informal bicycle race presented to you by samh.net. For those unaware, Alleycat races are regularly organized events often found in cities across North America, Europe and Asia with strong bicycle messenger cultures. As Bozeman has no messenger culture Alleycat races are instead frequented by the urban cyclist culture (yes, that means you too are also invited as well, hipsters).
To achieve SUCCESS at REDUNDANCY ALLEYCAT 2009 each cyclist will have visit a series of checkpoints. At each checkpoint the cyclist will either have to perform a task, acquire an object, or write down a keyword. In order to perform these tasks the following items are required (cyclists riding in teams need only carry one of the following not including lights).
In exchange for your five dollar entry fee each racer will be provided a manifesto (aka a list of checkpoints and tasks) as well as a spokecard.
At the end of the race the winner will be determined based on how quickly they completed the course as well how successfully they completed the tasks. Mad props will obviously be given to anyone attending in drag.
REDUNDANCY ALLEYCAT 2009 will be held Friday, October 23rd, 2009 at 7:00pm. It will be a LeMans start from the pavillion area of the park.
Questions? Contact info available for this event at samh.net/alleycat.

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